Iraqi Air Force motto:

I came I saw Iran

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What's the national bird of Iraq?

DUCK!

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What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?

They both can look out of their window and see rubble!

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Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?

Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.